Colin Flannery ’14, Staff Writer
A husband and wife have four boys. The odd part of it is that the
older three have red hair, light skin, and are tall, while the
youngest son has black hair, dark eyes, and is short. The father
eventually takes ill and is lying on his deathbed when he turns to his
wife and says, “Honey, before I die, be completely honest with me. Is
our youngest son my child?” The wife replies, “I swear that he is your
son.” With that, the husband passes away. The wife then mutters,
“Thank goodness he didn’t ask about the other three.”
