Sagittarius (November 22–December 21)
Don’t overthink going on vacation to Florida after school is out. You worked hard this semester to get those A’s. You’ll regret it if you stay local in the snow for the break.
Capricorn (December 22–January 19)
Capricorn’s are some of the most determined people in the Zodiac. Despite wanting to stay in bed to binge that Netflix show you’ve been wanting to watch, you’ll power through your work and survive finals week. The end of the semester will be here before you know it and your ambition and hard work will pay off soon enough!
Aquarius (January 20–February 18)
It’s time to take a break, visit the aquarium, jump in the tank, and of course make sure you run away from security.
Pisces (February 19–March 20)
Don’t listen to Virgo, that relationship that you have been putting so much effort into will pay off. Everything will work out, your great personality is one of the main reasons your significant other loves you. You are growing and maturing and this relationship is a big part of that.
Aries (March 21–April 19)
Christmas is coming around and do you know what that means? Buying presents for your significant other. One easy and simple way to avoid that is re-downloading Tinder. It may not be the most ethical thing to do, but it will save you some cash this holiday season, Aries.
Taurus (April 20–May 20)
Christmas is coming soon but so are finals! Make sure to turn down the holiday music a bit, and keep the cheer, but keep working hard. Your best grades are upon you!
Gemini (May 21–June 20)
The stars do not lie and they have some bad news for you Gemini’s. This month you will fail a test unless you eat a whole bowl of cat food.
Cancer (June 21–July 22)
Finals season is upon at Merrimack College, it is time write those final papers and edit, edit, edit. These are your last chance to get those grades up, they need to be perfect. Have everyone and your mother check these papers. There’s no turning back once you pass them in.
Leo (July 23–August 22)
Stop thinking you can keep getting by without studying. Hit the books to prepare for finals before your low GPA is the topic of your family Christmas party, again.
Virgo (August 23–September 22)
Your significant other will cheat on you with someone they met on Tinder just in time for the holidays. They may tell you that it is “not a you problem”, but deep down remember that this person hates your terrible personality.
Libra (September 23–October 22)
You may find yourself picking up a new hobby after the new year regarding art. Something you may not have imagined may be your future career.
Scorpio (October 23–November 21)
This month you will encounter a few issues with team projects and due dates. Make sure you stay out of them because getting involved will only make you angry and frustrated. Try to think about new ways to make money before the year ends to reward yourself with a treat after a long semester.