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Horoscopes: Which Bacon Dish Are You?

Aries: You would be Extra Crispy Bacon. This is because you have been feeling burnt out as of late. Your brain has been mentally fried due to the lack of breaks during the semester. Remember to take a break once in a while. 

Taurus: You would be a BLT Sandwich. You have started to revert back to classics recently because you need some comfort and comfort food. You are cool and others have been noticing. 

Gemini: You would be Homestyle Bacon Mac and Cheese. You’re a jokester and you’re quite a cheesy person. You surround yourself with people that enjoy your company, which is needed now more than ever. 

Cancer: You would be Chocolate Covered Bacon. You may think it’s gross but seriously it’s quite tasty. It’s salty and sweet, just like how you’ve felt during the past few weeks.

Leo: You would be Canadian Bacon (also known as Ham). You are different, quirky, and like to stand out. However, you may get some backlash from others because not everyone likes Canadian Bacon. 

Virgo: You would be a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Sandwich. You have recently become more of a morning person and believe starting early will make you successful for the rest of your day.

Libra: You would be Scallops Wrapped in Bacon. You have been enjoying the outdoors recently and find when you are closest to the ocean you are at your most happy. 

Aquarius: You would be Turkey Bacon. You have been on a health kick and trying to find your inner self again. 

Scorpio: You would be a Bacon and Cheese Loaded Baked Potato. You have been feeling comfy and classic lately. Keep being you. 

Sagitarius: You would be Bacon Wrapped Brussel Sprouts. You may be on the inside a bitter vegetable but you have found a way to make your outside fun and taste way better.

Capricorn: You would be Pancetta. Similar to Canadian Bacon you are different. But the difference is you are expensive and only believe in the finer things. 

Pisces: You would be Bacon Bits. You are mysterious because nobody knows what you are made of, but when you are added to a salad you make an impact.