Sagittarius (November 22–December 21)
Stop parking your car on campus without a parking pass. This is the month MCPD will finally tow your car. Keep it parked at East Mills and walk those 2.5 miles. Get those steps in before the snow hits!
Capricorn (December 22–January 19)
Capricorns are known for being helpful and thats going to come in handy this month. One of your friends is going to get “food poisoning” on a Saturday night, and you’re going to be the only one available to clean it up. Atleast you’re being helpful though!
Aquarius (January 20–February 18)
This semester you may experience a major change in your interests through your studies. You may want to switch from being a math major to communication major after seeing that calculus midterm score.
Pisces (February 19–March 20)
A full-moon is coming so you might be inclined to splurge a little extra. Resist this temptation, don’t go to The Den for the third time today. Don’t order Domino’s, just go to Sparky’s. You’ll be glad you did.
Aries (March 21–April 19)
Your dream of acing your math test will come true, just remember to do your assignments and study. Be cautious how much you get at Augie’s, midterms are coming up don’t go crazy!
Taurus (April 20–May 20)
This month will be stressful for you. Make sure you go to Augie’s and buy as many drinks as you need and then add two more.
Gemini (May 21–June 20)
Take risks. Try the Sodexo sandwich at The Den that you’ve always wanted to try. Buy the chicken tenders from the grill. Make your own stir fry at Sparky’s. Taking risks leads to success, and you will have much success coming your way in these upcoming months.
Cancer (June 21–July 22)
Keep working hard in your classes. You are the student who never skips, and is always up for discussion when every other student is half asleep. This will land you on the Dean’s List this fall, and your parents will finally buy you the car that you’ve been wanting for years.
Leo (July 23–August 22)
Leos are one of the three zodiac fire signs. Be very careful over the next few weeks. It is more than likely that there is going to be an excessive amount of fire alarms in your building. Potentially even one very early in the morning!
Virgo (August 23–September 22)
Virgo’s like to get stuff done and be in charge, but if you don’t calm down you will drive your Deegan roommates up a wall! Try taking a yoga class or doing meditation videos on YouTube this month.
Libra (September 23–October 22)
Although you’re typically indecisive, you need to decide whether to sign up for that spring 2019 study abroad in Italy ASAP. Would you rather be trudging through snow here or taking in the sun in Rome?
Scorpio (October 23–November 21)
A professor whom you don’t always agree with is finally ready to see things your way. A small mishap on homework won’t affect your grade and a perfect grade is in your future so sit back and relax. Use this extra time to take a load off and enjoy time with friends.