Colin Flannery ‘14, Staff Writer
There’s this penguin who walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Hey barkeep, do you have any grapes”? The bartender says, “No we don’t serve food here” so the penguin leaves.
Five minutes pass and the penguin walks back into the bar and says, “Bartender! How about some grapes”? The bartender says, “No I just told you, we don’t serve food here”. Again the penguin leaves.
A few minutes pass and the penguin returns to the bar and says, “Barkeep! I’d love some grapes”. The bartender says “Listen buddy, if you ask one more time for grapes I’m going to nail your beak to the bar!” So the penguin leaves.
About 10 seconds later the penguin walks back into the bar and says, “Barkeep! Got any nails?” The bartender looks at the penguin and says in a puzzled tone, “I don’t think so.” so the penguin says, “In that case, how about some grapes”!