Colin Flannery ‘14, Staff Writer
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked Patient #1 what he was doing. The Patient replied, “Can’t you see I’m sawing this piece of wood in half?”
The doctor inquired what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, “Oh, he’s my friend, but he’s a little crazy. He thinks he’s a lightbulb.”
The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2’s face is turning red. The doctor asks Patient #1 “If he’s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself.”
Patient #1 replies, “What and work in the dark?!”